Goochie's First Hoody
“A rite of passage by the Garavogue.”
Introducing Goochies First Hoody – the ultimate starter pack for any self-respecting legend posted up along the banks of the Garavogue River in Sligo. Whether you’re vaping clouds thick enough to block out the pedestrian bridge or just loitering with purpose, this hoody’s got your back (literally).
Crafted for comfort but built for smoke breaks, it features:
– A kangaroo pocket deep enough for your Elf Bar and secrets
– A hood that says “don’t talk to me, I’m philosophising”
– And a fit that screams “yeah I still live with my mum, what of it?”
Soft, stealthy, and suspiciously warm for Sligo weather – Goochies First Hoody isn’t just clothing, it’s a lifestyle milestone. Ideal for your first vape, first Garda move-on, or first time pretending you’re into spoken word poetry.
You never forget your first.
More details
- 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
- Fabric weight 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
- Soft, cotton-feel fabric
- Brushed fleece fabric inside
- Unisex style
- Relaxed fit with drop shoulders
- Double-lined hood with design on both sides
- Premium sublimation quality
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SligoStylez
- Email: ruw-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Goochie's First Hoody Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
18.9
|
25.59
|
21.85
|
|
XS
|
19.69
|
25.59
|
21.85
|
|
S
|
20.47
|
26.77
|
22.44
|
|
M
|
21.26
|
26.77
|
233
|
|
L
|
22.83
|
27.95
|
23.62
|
|
XL
|
24.41
|
27.95
|
24.21
|
|
2XL
|
25.98
|
29.13
|
24.8
|
|
3XL
|
27.56
|
29.13
|
25.39
|
|
4XL
|
29.13
|
30.71
|
25.59
|
|
5XL
|
30.71
|
30.71
|
25.79
|
|
6XL
|
32.28
|
30.71
|
25.98
|